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CG: NOTHING OUT OF THE FUCKING USUAL REALLY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
CG: BORING ME OUT OF MY SKULL IS WHAT IT IS DOING. NOTHING NEW. EVERYTHING OLD. YOU GET SICK OF DOING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER FOREVER. NO CHANGES AND SO MUCH TIME AHEAD OF YOU TO THINK ABOUT SHIT.
TG: i get it
TG: three years on a fucking meteor
TG: not a whole lot to do
CG: I CAN ONLY STARE AT A SCREEN OR BOOK FOR SO LONG BEFORE I EVEN START GETTING SICK OF THAT.
CG: THE WAIT FOR SOMETHING NEW TO HAPPEN IS WAY TOO FUCKING WRONG BUT THE NOT KNOWING ABOUT HOW FACING THIS SHIT AGAIN BUT WORSE WILL GO ISN’T MAKING THE END OF IT LOOK ROSY.
CG: FORGET IT. I’M JUST BORED AND THE WORD VOMIT WON’T STOP.
TG: you wanna do something
TG: pass the time
CG: IT WOULD BE BETTER THAN THE NOTHING I’M DOING NOW. THOUGH DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU HAVE IN MIND IT MIGHT NOT BE BY MUCH.
TG: i dunno
TG: wanna collaborate on a rap
CG: YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH ONE OF YOUR SHITTY RAPS?
TG: sure bro
TG: if youre asking
TG: im totally down with that
TG: go right ahead
CG: FINE. WHAT DO I HAVE TO LOSE?
CG: HOW DO WE EVEN START?
TG: i dunno
TG: i usually just improv
TG: you know
TG: go with the flow
CG: I GUESS YOU COULD JUST START THIS THING AND I’LL TRY TO DO THIS. NOT LIKE I’VE GOT ANY FUCKING EXPERIENCE SHITTY OR NOT YOU’VE DONE IT BEFORE.
TG: so im dropping these so damn low
TG: the crowds going wild cuz of my hot flow
TG: words dripping with rhythm
TG: gonna fuck it up gonna make a big schism
TG: kick it karkles
CG: SHIT OK LET’S SEE.
CG: AND DON’T CALL ME THAT.
CG: YOU MIGHT DROP THEM LOW TO CARRY YOUR FLOW.
CG: BUT I JUST THINK THIS WHOLE RAPPING THING BLOWS.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT EVEN FOR?
CG: FOR THAT FUCKING MATTER HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP SCORE?
CG: I DON’T SEE HOW YOU EVEN DO THIS FOR HOURS AT A TIME BUT IT IS YOUR TURN DAVE AND DON’T DROP YOUR FUCKING RHYMES.
TG: oh shit this is totally whack
TG: i dont even know how you talk such smack
TG: im a rapping wizard like from roses books
TG: dropping shit so hot the girls give come hither looks
TG: dont gotta keep score just do what comes
TG: take whatevers given and then just run
TG: run with it fool no need to think
TG: just dont run out of the fucking ring
TG: fighting a cage match
TG: dont ever turn your back
TG: dont mess with the rap
TG: or your ass ill catch
CG: I’LL TALK ALL THE SMACK I WANT IF YOU DON’T KNOW THAT IS MY THING.
CG: WHEN YOU GO TO THROWING INSULTS WITH ME YOU’LL FIND YOU’RE FACING THE KING.
CG: COME HITHER LOOKS PLEASE DON’T HAVE SUCH A BIG FUCKING EGO DAVE.
CG: I’M POSITIVE ALL THE GIRLS AND GUYS SEND YOU OFF WITH A WAVE.
CG: YOU TELL ME TO TAKE WHAT YOU GIVE ME AND WHAT YOU GIVE IS PATHETIC.
CG: YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVEN ME AN ANESTHETIC.
CG: FIGHTING IN A CAGE AND NOT THINKING IS JUST PLAIN STUPID TO BE TOLD.
CG: YOU BETTER FUCKING MAKE SURE WHAT YOU THROW BACK ISN’T OLD.
TG: the only wave that im seeing is the one in the crowd
TG: the only painkillers are the cheers and theyre getting pretty loud
TG: what im tossing is the absolute freshest
TG: best youll ever hear in fast just plain the best
TG: going hard into this thing so fast im gonna faint
TG: getting so intense the walls are losing their paint
TG: youre a cancerous growth just like your sign
TG: you better make this good or im the victor of this rhyme
CG: IS THAT FUCKING BEST YOU’VE GOT YOUR HOT FLOW IS JUST COLD.
CG: I’M ABOUT LAY DOWN A SMACK AND YOU’LL KNOW YOU’VE BEEN TOLD.
CG: YOUR SHADES ARE LAME AND YOUR PURSED LIPS ARE SHITTY.
CG: JUST FUCKING WAIT STRIDER I’LL BLOW YOU AWAY IN A TIZZY.
CG: DID THAT EVEN FUCKING RHYME?
CG: WHO CARES I SURE DON’T NOT LIKE I’M FULL OF TIME.
CG: YOUR RHYMES JUST SHOW HOW BIG YOU ARE TO YOURSELF.
CG: I DON’T FUCKING CARE FOR THE RULES I’LL USE HALF RHYMES TO PUT YOU ON A SHELF.
CG: LOW DOWN, THROW DOWN, AND A FUCKING LEFT HOOK.
CG: I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE I HIT YOU WITH ALL OF ROSE’S BOOKS.
CG: ((lol i dont know what im even doing hes rambling like hell))
TG: okay ill concede youre getting pretty good
TG: youve got the bare minimum like shelter and food
TG: but you need more than that if you wanna win
TG: gotta have some luxuries and something to carry in
TG: carry all that shit youve got clouding your head
TG: because with the hinderance its giving you youre gonna be dead
TG: dead on the floor, in the water, as a doorknob
TG: then nobody will want touch that fucking boneknob
TG: or whatever you call it your fucked up alien parts
TG: i bet theyre ugly and covered in warts
TG: or something like that like a hairy old troll living under a bridge
TG: raping them billy goats for all that they can give
CG: NO NO FUCK NO YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT CONNECTION.
CG: YOU KEEP MAKE PART JOKES AND IDIOT TROLL ASSUMPTIONS I’LL PUT YOU UP FOR DISSECTION.
CG: I HEARD YOUR STUPID BILLY GOATS STORY.
CG: YOU KEEP ON THIS PATH AND I’LL MAKE YOUR FUTURE LOOK GORY.
CG: AS FOR MY ALIEN PARTS TROLLS DON’T GET FUCKING WARTS.
CG: YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT DAVE AND I’M GOING TO LEAVE YOU OUT OF SORTS.
CG: LEAVE MY BULGE OUT OF THIS AND MY FUCKING NOOK TOO.
CG: WHENEVER YOU BRING THEM UP YOU JUST REMIND ME YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE.
CG: YOUR FLIMSY HUMAN THINK PAN IS RUNNING OUT OF WORDS.
CG: THE MORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH THE MORE I’M CONVINCED YOU’RE JUST A FUCKING NERD.
CG: AND BONEKNOB WHERE DID THAT LAME TERM EVEN COME FROM?
CG: WHEN I GET THROUGH SCHOOLING YOU YOU’LL BE FEELING PRETTY NUMB.
CG: FOOD AND SHELTER IS ALL I NEED I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SURVIVE.
CG: WHEN THIS SHIT IS OVER YOU’LL BE LUCKY TO EVEN BE ALIVE.
TG: your jokes imply you wanna show me
TG: i didnt your desire to know me
TG: ran that deep do you really feel
TG: like any kind of relationship could be real
TG: because im pretty sure your shitty quadrant things
TG: dont really work with these human digs
TG: i really dont want to see or touch
TG: whatever weird shit you have in the place of a snatch
TG: no bulges or nooks for this cool dude
TG: ill stay the fuck away from your crude
TG: excuses for genitalia
TG: ill just sit here and ironically watch hetalia
CG: GET OVER YOURSELF STRIDER AS IF I’D GIVE YOU A SHOW AND TELL.
CG: YOU BETTER LISTEN UP AND FUCKING LISTEN WELL.
CG: YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF AND DON’T GET ANY IDEAS YOU UNDERSTAND.
CG: LETTING YOU IN MY PANTS OR NEAR THEM WAS NEVER PART OF THE FUCKING PLAN.
CG: YOUR RHYMES ARE LOSING TOUCH BECAUSE YOU RHYMED IT WITH SNATCH.
CG: DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF IT IS LIKE YOU JUST HATCHED.
CG: AND IF YOU’RE COOL WELL YOU’RE RACE MUST BE PRETTY LAME.
CG: BUT SHIT THAT’S PROBABLY MY FAULT SO I’LL TAKE THE BLAME.
CG: YOU’LL COME UNDER MY WING AND LEARN TO SEE THE TRUTH.
CG: I’LL SCHOOL YOU STRIDER AND YOU’LL SEE ALL THE PROOF.
TG: okay i got nothing
TG: you wanna call it a draw
CG: A DRAW? YEAH OK I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. I’M GETTING TIED OF TRYING TO RHYME ANYWAY.
TG: this is exhausting
TG: that was pretty awesome
CG: SERIOUSLY I FEEL FUCKING TIRED NOW.
CG: IT WAS BETTER THAN NOTHING.
TG: a little practice and you could be almost as good as me
CG: ALMOST AS GOOD AS YOU IS STILL PRETTY BAD.
TG: still better than you
TG: yeah im tired
CG: AGREED I’M GOING TO HAVE TO SIT OR LAY DOWN AFTER THAT SHIT MY BRAIN HASN’T WORKED THAT HARD IN MONTHS.
CG: I’LL SEE YOU AROUND STRIDER. I’VE GOT ANOTHER BOOK I THINK YOU CAN LEARN SOME THINGS FROM BUT THAT CAN WAIT UNTIL WE’VE RECOVERED.